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04-01-2015, 09:01 AM

A housewife had a leak under her sink so she called a plumber. The plumber arrived and went right to work, fixing the problem in about 15 minutes. He then presented the housewife with a bill for $300. Flabbergasted, the woman exclaimed, "THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! That's more than my husband makes and he's a lawyer!!!"

The plumber grinned and said, "I know. That's more than I made when I was a lawyer."