So you need some cat urine on your rockets eh?
 

Folks,

This a NEW low. We all know or should know about the $15,000.00 Estes Saturn V on Amazon.com. We know about the Pro-Series Patriot and Maxi-Force for just a mere $1,499.99 (http://cgi.ebay.com/New-MIB-Estes-P...item19c5e53989).

But now you can buy that hard to find collectible Centuri Saturn 1b Mint in the box with CAT URINE!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Centuri-Rocket-...=item1c1c0f9623

The cat urine alone doubles the price!

Folks, things are getting out of hand. I believe we are seeing the imploding of America. Violence is up, murder-suicides are climbing ... I think people are just in some 'Casey Anthony' reality world that is used as a coping mechanism. We are all under stress ... even I am having to throttle down my net posting because I am on the verge of going postal and I really need a time out and a beer or two...

So if you need that extra cat urine on your model rocket kit, then this seller is for you:

http://shop.ebay.com/midwest_picker...sid=p4340.l2562

If this isn't a practical joke, then its very very very sad...

Someone should report his kits as a bio-hazard, but who are we to stand in the way of a collector and cat urine.

I just can't believe this nor the fact that two people out there in cyber space actually bidding the cat-urined U.S.S. America up to $152.00!

I need sleep now ... brain spinning faster than it normally does ;)

Jonathan

Vintage Estes Sea Dart # 1901 model Rocket unopened


WITH cat urine is up to $15.50!!!


**** I need a cat! I would just lock him in my storage shed and let him get to work!

Double maybe even triple my collection value with cat urine! :confused:


J

That's it--I'm putting " Carlotta" to work. I gave her a diuretic just before she went to sleep, and rubbed the Super Vega box with catnip.

My plan is simple, diabolical, and obvious! She'll wake up, see and smell the Super Vega box, whizz upon it, and make me wealthy!

Bidding will start at $4835.95. Buy it now will be $1,000,000.00

Watch for it!

I don't usually "rip" on other ebayers, but this time I can't resist.

man, i wanted to clone the perishing, but some of the little parts have been a problem. but 275 bucks for a piston box (say it slow, figure it out) kit, and i think i'll just go find something else to clone

In their defense, buyer/seller, I'm sure they figure it didn't go much passed the plastic. I would think it would definitely hurt the overall price though. There isn't much worse than cat piss.

I like all critters right up to the point where you forget to roll the window up on yer truck one night and the neighborhood tom cat finds its way in there. Or, you crash at a hot girls house one night and her beloved fluffy leaves you a present in yer shoe.

Woohoo - Fat Freddy's Cat! (REALLY old underground comic reference!)

Greg

Nah, Fat Freddy's cat would be too busy chasing the army of cockroaches in the kitchen! :D

"Remember, kids: Dope will get you through times of no Money better than Money will get you through times of no Dope!"

I have never seen a Fat Freddy comic. Isn't a fat speed addict kind of oxymoronic?

I've just decided to start peeing on my own rockets and selling them as cat-urinated. It's a challenge, because some of them are in high cabinets, but I'm nothing if not persistent. :eek:

The comic is the "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabulo..._Freak_Brothers

Fat Freddie (and his buddies) probably ingested enough grass and downers to compensate for the speed and coke...all things in proper balance, right? :eek: