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Old 01-03-2019, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Doug Sams
(Sung to the tune of the old Chuck Connors show, Branded.)

Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you're stranded,
and there's no toilet roll.

For the rest of your life
you must prove you're a man
by using the back of your hand.

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Doug


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Now THAT's an obscure one! I had to look it up.
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