THE SCENE: Jay's house, post-NARCON (Cue music - Animal House theme)
Centuri Gal heads into the house from the plane and begins furiously paging through the Yellow Pages.
Jay: "What are you looking for, dearest?"
Centuri Gal pauses in her search and, eyes ablaze, fixes Jay with a stare that causes the house plants to instantaneoulsly wilt and wither. Jay notices that she has stopped on a page marked "Marriage Counselors". This is when she utters her first words since landing in Wisconsin.
"You actually paid MONEY to hang around with those kind of people? One guy BELCHED THE ALPHABET FOR ME, then looked at me like he expected APPLAUSE! Another one handed me a beer that smelled like it had been aged UNDER a pig slop! And what's a 'White Castle'?"
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Bill Eichelberger
NAR 79563

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I miss being SAM 0058

Build floor: Centuri Mini Dactyl Estes - Low Boom SST Semroc - Marauder, Shrike, SST Shuttle

In paint: Canaroc Starfighter Scorpion Estes F-22 Air Superiority Fighter, Multi-Roc, Solar Sailer II Semroc Cyber III

Ready to fly: Estes - Solar Sailer II Semroc - Earmark, Groonie Der V 1/2