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Old 02-28-2013, 10:53 AM
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Default EGADS ! Another LOUSY Sandwich from them !

Arby's has done it again; another hideous sandwich offering.
Just when you thought it could not get possibly ANY WORSE than their nasty ROT-Roast sandwich, they top it and offer the absolute WORST sandwich EVER devised; the uber-SKANK of them all, the Reuben.
What a total piece of trash way to RUIN perfectly good Rye Bread.
Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben, which is not fit for PRISON LIFERS, let alone ANYONE voluntarily eating that swampy fetid thing. Brain Scans should be mandatory for voluntarily eating such rubbish.
One would get far more nutritional value and far LESS toxic destruction of taste buds if one were to eat a can of ALPO DOG FOOD topped with BURNING TOE NAILS served in a smoldering dirty ashtray.

With offerings as hideous as this mess, that chain needs to change their name to GARBY's

ANY WAY one slices it, the Reuben is a TURD !
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