Beavis and Butt-head "down on the farm":

"He's talking about a John Deere..."
"...being 'put' out to pasture."
(TOGETHER) "Heh heh, heh heh."
"--That was *cool.*"


"You Know You're a Farm Kid When..."

I was in my local Fred Meyer last weekend, and I noticed some green T-shirts with white lettering which read, "got green?" I immediately thought, "JOHN DEERE!"

Imagine the mild tinge of disappointment when I foundnd other shirts on the same rack with seemingly unrelated sayings like, "Kiss me, I'm Irish!"


Cheers,

--Jay