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Old 12-21-2018, 10:20 AM
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This has been all over the news lately, and I figured GH would enjoy it.



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Old 12-21-2018, 10:33 AM
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Absolute riot.
He should have used "Liquid A$$" spray; it's far worse than that canned Fart Spray.
The only way it could have been better is if it flung actual dog poop.
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Old 12-21-2018, 01:30 PM
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Yeah, I figured this is NOT a prank GH would care much for.

One, because it does not involve flinging actual poop.

And two, it does not involve cowardly secretly doing it to innocent "co-workers" that he looks down on, or to "friends".
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Old 12-21-2018, 02:10 PM
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Once again, the gassbagg has added nothing worthwhile.
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Old 12-22-2018, 11:32 AM
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THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

On a similar note, a good friend and neighbor of ours HAD a major problem with A.H.'s taking Amazon Prime packages from his porch.

Solution: He carefully opens the Prime package from the bottom--leaving the shipping label intact and removes the ordered items. He then refills the package with "unique items" such as:

-used toilet paper
-used diapers
-wet garbage
-used cat litter
-grease
-live bees (in season)
-poo
-used "feminine products"

He then carefully reseals the bottom of the box, leaves it on his porch, and prays.
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Old 12-22-2018, 12:00 PM
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The "resealed" box gag filled with "foul" items ROCKS !

A USED URINAL CAKE in that mix would be a RIOT !
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Old 12-23-2018, 08:58 AM
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The "resealed" box gag filled with "foul" items ROCKS !

A USED URINAL CAKE in that mix would be a RIOT !


Thanks. He calls it “The Biohazard Mystery Gift”. The problem is currently in remission, but he said if it starts up again in the Spring he’ll start including live ants. It’s too bad we live too far north to have fire ants.
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Once again, the gassbagg has added nothing worthwhile.

You expect anything different? LOL

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I was so hopped up on Goofballs during the second half of 2018 that I actually sent George a Friend Request on Facebook. So far no response so I must assume that so few people request him as their FB Friend that he no longer checks his friend request list.

Happy New Year George!
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Old 01-17-2019, 08:55 AM
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Back in my teen age years, there was a guy who trapped as a sideline job. He had the trank darts he would sometimes use to live catch animals. One day as I dropped by, he had just came home with a drugged up bobcat he had shot with the dart gun and was wondering what he was gonna do.

I saw an old suitcase he had in his garage that he told me he was going to throw away. I made a suggestion we put the bobcat in it after drilling a few airholes and eave it on the picnic table at the roadside stop outside Garden City on highway 158. We could hide in the brush behind and watch as someone came by and took it.

About 45 minutes later we were hiding in the juniper brush watching as a car pulled up. Three guys got out and looked around several times, then one grabbed the suitcase and all three piled into the car and started driving off. A few seconds later, three doors slammed open as the guys dove out of the slowly moving car, with a thoroughly pissed off bobcat following one of them.

I wish we had thought to get this on film........
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