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Old 02-13-2018, 07:47 PM
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:33 PM
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I have been looking for a new Gonkulator but apparently you don't have them.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:41 PM
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Sorry GH, but the Chinese just put tariffs on the spurving bearings and I can't find a local source.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:59 AM
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That makes no sense.
Even Gen. Burkhalter knows Gonkulators are only made in Germany and the USA, with components only from the same. Outsourcing from the far East by definition is not allowed.
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You watch too much television and I because I don't I was forced to do a Google search. Hogan's Heroes sucked in the sixties and sucks even more today.

If Bob Crane had chased model rockets instead of P***y, he'd still be around today and using one of my contraptions!
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You watch too much television and I because I don't I was forced to do a Google search. Hogan's Heroes sucked in the sixties and sucks even more today.

If Bob Crane had chased model rockets instead of P***y, he'd still be around today and using one of my contraptions!


What??? Blasphemy, blasphemy, BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

Have Ted checked for senility *AT ONCE!*
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Old 02-14-2018, 10:29 AM
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What??? Blasphemy, blasphemy, BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

Have Ted checked for senility *AT ONCE!*


It's much too late for that. Anybody know where I put my car keys?
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:03 AM
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"The Gonkulator" episode is the BEST Hogan's Heroes episode. That entire show ROCKS.
If you don't on average watch at LEAST four hours of TV per day, you are operating outside normal parameters and are due for a rebuild/adjustment.

Col. Klink, Gen. Burkhalter, Maj. Hofsdetter, and Col. Hogan are among the best characters to ever exist on a Television show. Opinions other than this are SIMPLY NOT VALID.
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"The Gonkulator" episode is the BEST Hogan's Heroes episode. That entire show ROCKS.
If you don't on average watch at LEAST four hours of TV per day, you are operating outside normal parameters and are due for a rebuild/adjustment.

Col. Klink, Gen. Burkhalter, Maj. Hofsdetter, and Col. Hogan are among the best characters to ever exist on a Television show. Opinions other than this are SIMPLY NOT VALID.


Four hours? FOUR HOURS??? No wonder you"re the King of Jenkem!
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:17 PM
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AT LEAST four hours. That is BELOW average for an adult citizen of the USA.
Git with the progrum !
Less than that is NOT NORMAL and is just plain WEIRD.

If you were watching the proper amount, you would know you should have been building Gonkulators.

Huff a large jug of JENKEM. Thaty'll cure ya.
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