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The Idiotic Adventures of Splat McFlattard
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Certifiable MORON.
Probably attended college at RETARD State.
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Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday in a rocket he built from scrap metal.
It's steam powered.
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I think his brain is FECAL powered.
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I wonder if he also believes that the earth is 6000 years old and that there was a talking snake.
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As I said in another thread I have actually been to the facility in Apple Valley, CA which consists of stolen components from the government, amateur rocketeers and other folks I know. I offered to remove them from his property and take them to a legal facility and all of a sudden when I arrived he was nowhere to be seen and his property properly locked.
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Reminds me of that famous Polish daredevil, Evel Keninski.
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I remember him! He was the guy that tried to jump (20) ISIS fighters with a steamroller.
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His spectacular (and messy) failure as a daredevil was a rousing success as a military hero!
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It's okay-- his rocket will never get off the ground-- there's nothing for the steam to push against, since the atmosphere is a figment of NASA's imagination...
Later! OL J R
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