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Old 01-02-2019, 01:34 PM
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We used to sing it on the grade school bus in the late 60's …. along with other classics:

Glory glory halleluja teacher hit me with a ruler
McDonalds is your kind of place they feed you rattlesnakes
We three kings of Orient are tried to smoke a rubber cigar
Comet it makes your teeth turn green Comet it takes like Listerine
On top of spaghetti

and many more.

Hahahaha! Classics, indeed. We sang all those as well.
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Gotta vote Julie Newmar as the REAL Catwoman.
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Hahahaha! Classics, indeed. We sang all those as well.


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.....and of course, the immortal classic:

"Great big gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts. Mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdy feet. Horses eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood. And I forgot my straw."
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Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream...
Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream....


Then there is the classic "Diarrhea" rhyme....
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(Sung to the tune of the old Chuck Connors show, Branded.)

Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you're stranded,
and there's no toilet roll.

For the rest of your life
you must prove you're a man
by using the back of your hand.

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Old 01-03-2019, 09:26 AM
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(Sung to the tune of the old Chuck Connors show, Branded.)

Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you're stranded,
and there's no toilet roll.

For the rest of your life
you must prove you're a man
by using the back of your hand.

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Now THAT's an obscure one! I had to look it up.
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Old 01-03-2019, 01:56 PM
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LOVE the BRANDED parody.
Show was kinda lousy compared to " The Rifleman"... would have been a LOT better if they did actual BRANDING on the show.
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I just realized some of the stuff we sung on the school bus (in jest) when we were kids would probably get you an interview with the FBI if you sung it today
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:26 PM
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Yep, and that is A$ININE too....
A lot of the stuff kids did "out in the country"/rural areas back in the 70s/80s would get one arrested today.
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