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Old 11-23-2010, 09:43 AM
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Oh, wait.....that can't be right.

This is a joke thread. It is not meant to be a discussion about censorship, allegedly over-zealous moderation, etc. Specifically, the theme is: "Titles of (imaginary) Forum Threads That You Would Least Want To Read." These are to be rocketry-related only. IOW, threads whose very titles tell you "Nah, I'll skip that one."

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How Can I Get My Match-head Rocket To Break Mach?
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You've forced my hand, Mark. You're now on double secret probation!
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:49 AM
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:58 AM
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(Zappa reference) "Why does it hurt when I 'P' ?"
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:07 AM
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(Zappa reference) "Why does it hurt when I 'P' ?"


Because you dreamed you were an eskimo and ate the yellow snow.
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:41 AM
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I was on my way to St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast (where I stole the margerine)
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:42 AM
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How about:

"How can I launch my Estes Sky Dart on a G reload?"

Or:

"Help - I can't fit my 34" nylon chute in an Estes Mosquito! "

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Old 11-23-2010, 11:52 AM
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Does the nose cone even remove from a Mosquito?
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:35 PM
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:15 PM
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Does the nose cone even remove from a Mosquito?


I dunno - is that why the chute won't fit?

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