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Banned by the weenies at YORF
Oh, wait.....that can't be right.
This is a joke thread. It is not meant to be a discussion about censorship, allegedly over-zealous moderation, etc. Specifically, the theme is: "Titles of (imaginary) Forum Threads That You Would Least Want To Read." These are to be rocketry-related only. IOW, threads whose very titles tell you "Nah, I'll skip that one." To start, here's one: How Can I Get My Match-head Rocket To Break Mach?
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You've forced my hand, Mark. You're now on double secret probation!
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College teacher: What's the capital of Texas?
Blonde: T
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(Zappa reference) "Why does it hurt when I 'P' ?"
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Quote:
Because you dreamed you were an eskimo and ate the yellow snow.
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I was on my way to St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast (where I stole the margerine)
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How about:
"How can I launch my Estes Sky Dart on a G reload?" Or: "Help - I can't fit my 34" nylon chute in an Estes Mosquito! " Greg |
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Does the nose cone even remove from a Mosquito?
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"Why do my CO2 cartridge rockets re-loaded with zinc-sulphur (micrograin) always insta-grenade ?"
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When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!! Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL, if you have to ask what is "NORMAL" , you probably aren't ! Failure may not be an OPTION, but it is ALWAYS a POSSIBILITY. ALL systems are GO for MAYHEM, CHAOS, and HAVOC ! |
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I dunno - is that why the chute won't fit? Greg |
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