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ghrocketman 02-28-2013 10:53 AM

EGADS ! Another LOUSY Sandwich from them !
 
Arby's has done it again; another hideous sandwich offering.
Just when you thought it could not get possibly ANY WORSE than their nasty ROT-Roast sandwich, they top it and offer the absolute WORST sandwich EVER devised; the uber-SKANK of them all, the Reuben.
What a total piece of trash way to RUIN perfectly good Rye Bread.
Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben, which is not fit for PRISON LIFERS, let alone ANYONE voluntarily eating that swampy fetid thing. Brain Scans should be mandatory for voluntarily eating such rubbish.
One would get far more nutritional value and far LESS toxic destruction of taste buds if one were to eat a can of ALPO DOG FOOD topped with BURNING TOE NAILS served in a smoldering dirty ashtray.

With offerings as hideous as this mess, that chain needs to change their name to GARBY's

ANY WAY one slices it, the Reuben is a TURD !

chadrog 02-28-2013 11:00 AM

Hope my local franchise participates, thanks for the heads up. I'm sure it's not the best reuben around, but it's probably good enough in a pinch. Got to be about the best sandwich ever created!

ghrocketman 02-28-2013 11:16 AM

I'd sooner eat a burning tire that had marinated in Skoal SPITTOR juice. LITERALLY.
The smell alone of a Reuben actually makes me RETCH and is rivaled only by a DEUCE in a DRY toilet bowl.
How ANYONE can bring such an abmonination anywhere near their face defies ALL LOGIC.
RANCID RAW CHICKEN would be a more reasonable choice.

The executive team that comes up with these ideas at GARBY's should be imprisoned for concocting WMD's.
One could get far more nutritional value by eating raw TOBACCO leaves. Healthier too.

NASTY, INSANE, HIDEOUS mess that should not even be legal to be sold as ANYTHING, let alone food.

TOE-JAM smothered in B.O. juice would have a less offensive aroma.

People that eat those ridiculous concoctions are a valid arguement for re-opening in-patient non-voluntary state mental hospitals.

dlazarus6660 02-28-2013 11:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by chadrog
Hope my local franchise participates, thanks for the heads up. I'm sure it's not the best reuben around, but it's probably good enough in a pinch. Got to be about the best sandwich ever created!


I love a good Rueben with fries and a beer. Yum!

JumpJet 02-28-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:
I'd sooner eat a burning tire that had marinated in Skoal SPITTOR juice. LITERALLY.


Yes Please DO!


The Reuben is one of the best sandwiches EVER created.

John Boren

chadrog 02-28-2013 12:53 PM

"RANCID RAW CHICKEN would be a more reasonable choice."

I'll send you some if you promise to eat it.

stefanj 02-28-2013 12:55 PM

I like Reubens, not sure if I'd go to Arby's to get one.

You know what I like?

A good bagel, cream cheese, red onions, capers and lox.

ghrocketman 02-28-2013 01:29 PM

The bagel sounds great as long as you leave off the stinkin' onion and TRIPLE the cream cheese amount. Sliced/chopped green olives replace the onion.

A reuben has the nutritional value of a bucket of warm pi$$ with an aroma worse than that of any FETID SEPTIC TANK.
A TURD-wich topped with Limburger or Stilton would have a LESS disagreeable scent.

evil ed 02-28-2013 01:34 PM

So, GH,
With all of that corned beef and kraut, Which is worse,
Reuben going in
OR
Reuben coming out!

A Fish Named Wallyum 02-28-2013 01:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghrocketman
Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben,


Oh, good. I was just about to Google reuben recipes. Thanks for saving me the trip.


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