I'd sooner eat a burning tire that had marinated in Skoal SPITTOR juice. LITERALLY.
The smell alone of a Reuben actually makes me RETCH and is rivaled only by a DEUCE in a DRY toilet bowl.
How ANYONE can bring such an abmonination anywhere near their face defies ALL LOGIC.
RANCID RAW CHICKEN would be a more reasonable choice.

The executive team that comes up with these ideas at GARBY's should be imprisoned for concocting WMD's.
One could get far more nutritional value by eating raw TOBACCO leaves. Healthier too.

NASTY, INSANE, HIDEOUS mess that should not even be legal to be sold as ANYTHING, let alone food.

TOE-JAM smothered in B.O. juice would have a less offensive aroma.

People that eat those ridiculous concoctions are a valid arguement for re-opening in-patient non-voluntary state mental hospitals.

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