02-28-2013, 01:29 PM
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President, MAYHEM AGITATORS, Inc.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Nunya Bizznuss, Michigan
Posts: 13,506
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The bagel sounds great as long as you leave off the stinkin' onion and TRIPLE the cream cheese amount. Sliced/chopped green olives replace the onion.
A reuben has the nutritional value of a bucket of warm pi$$ with an aroma worse than that of any FETID SEPTIC TANK.
A TURD-wich topped with Limburger or Stilton would have a LESS disagreeable scent.
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