Originally Posted by ghrocketman

Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben,