For the DOUCHE-BAG :

Indulge in a GREEN Baloney Sandwich topped with Skoal, rotted Rutabaga, Limburger, and burning TOENAILS, served either in a smouldering ashtray or a 30yr old smoking bias-ply TIRE.

Beverage: a HUGE fart in a diver's mask.

Rule Numba-1: I'm ALWAYS right.
Rule Numba-2: No arguing with Rule Numba-1
Rule Numba-3: When in doubt, refer to Rule Numba-1 and Numba-2 !

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When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!!

Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL, if you have to ask what is "NORMAL" , you probably aren't !
Failure may not be an OPTION, but it is ALWAYS a POSSIBILITY.
ALL systems are GO for MAYHEM, CHAOS, and HAVOC !