Some rather nerdy guys from Arizona drove over to San Diego
for Spring Break one year and they decided to go to the beach. The
night before, they went out and bought everything they could think of
that a typical swinging beach bum would require - swim suits,
flip flops, sun tan lotion, bottled water, beach ball, moustache wax, you
name it. The next day they hung out at the beach and, after a while, they
realized that they weren't getting anywhere with the girls. On the other
hand, there was another bunch of guys down the beach who were having
all sorts of luck. In fact, it seemed like the girls just wouldn't leave
those guys alone.

Well, after a while, the nerds decided to send somebody over to try and find
out just what was going on. He took aside one of the popular guys and
quietly asked him what his secret was. He laughed and said, "Well, every day
before we go to the beach we stuff a potato down our swim suit,
and the girls just LOVE it!"

Armed with their newfound knowledge, the nerds went to the grocery store that
night and bought the biggest Idaho potatoes they could find. The next morning
they each stuffed a potato down their swimsuit and headed for the beach,
looking for fun and adventure. Unfortunately, nothing had changed. They still
weren't getting anywhere with the girls, and in fact now things seemed to have
gone from bad to worse - the girls were giving them a wide berth.

They decided to send their representative back over to the popular guys
and ask some questions. So he went up to the same guy as the day before and
said, "Hey, what gives? You said to put a potato down our swimsuits,
and so we did, but it just isn't working!!"

The guy stood back, looked him over, and said,
"Well ... we put ours down the front".