A husband and wife went shopping at Walmart. The husband sees a sale for beer - a case of 24 cans for $10. He puts a case into the cart. The wife says"What are you doing?". "Just getting some beer - it's on sale." She says "We can't afford it - put it back". Later, the wife puts a $20 jar of face cream into the cart. He says "What are you doing?" She responds "It's my face cream - it makes me look more beautiful". He replies "Heck - you'll look more beautiful to me after 24 cans of beer, and its half the price"

Announcement over the PA system - "Husband down in aisle 24"