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It's "that day" again!"
Slainte Mhath!
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The other day I sat next to a woman who has a profound fear of flying. I wanted to comfort her, so I said, "Don't worry, we're not gonna' crash. Statistically, we got a better chance of being bitten by a shark." Then I showed her the scar on my elbow from a shark attack. I said, "I got this when my plane went down off of Florida." - Dennis Regan |
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I made a half hour round trip to the closest place that carried the "special" St. Patrick's Day Krispy Kreme donuts. They were "decorated" with a green glaze and nothing else. Didn't buy any.
I was far more amused than angry, but as a good Scots-Irish prankster, I will being emailing the local Krispy Kreme about that claiming false advertising and my plan to sue them. That might be amusing. I salvaged the trip somewhat by buying (cold) Taco Bell on the way back. My morning was occupied by maintenance on my residence being done by the usual US-native contractor + Latino foreman who could barely speak English + multiple Spanish-only speakers team. God Bless Amerika.
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The other day I sat next to a woman who has a profound fear of flying. I wanted to comfort her, so I said, "Don't worry, we're not gonna' crash. Statistically, we got a better chance of being bitten by a shark." Then I showed her the scar on my elbow from a shark attack. I said, "I got this when my plane went down off of Florida." - Dennis Regan |
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Yeccch !
Nasty. Boiled potatoes are the only INEDIBLE form of potatoes. Corned Beef is RUINED Roast Beef. Cooked Cabbage is INEDIBLE and smells like STINKY FEET. Irish Whiskey and Guinness are the only St. Paddy's traditional "foods" that are tolerable.
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The other day I sat next to a woman who has a profound fear of flying. I wanted to comfort her, so I said, "Don't worry, we're not gonna' crash. Statistically, we got a better chance of being bitten by a shark." Then I showed her the scar on my elbow from a shark attack. I said, "I got this when my plane went down off of Florida." - Dennis Regan |
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We had ours on Wednesday. Sooooo freakin’ tender and yummy! Corned beef is the BEST boiled meet there is! My wife and I just love it! We even bought another corn beef’s for next week!
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The entire concept of boiling any meat is disgusting.
Irish food is possibly the only food worse than British
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I discovered that I'm allergic to Irish Whiskey. The last time I drank it I broke out in handcuffs.
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I like corned beef and cabbage, but I also love what are considered to be very overcooked Brussel Sprouts, so there's that.
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Brussel Sprouts, like cooked Cabbage, are UNFIT for a PRISON PUNITIVE MEAL PROGRUM, let alone normal human consumption. POWR-RETCH and INSTA-PEUKE !
Anything that REEKS like a composite of STINKY FEET and ROTTING CORPSE is NOT fit to eat. Cooked cabbage, Kraut, Brussels Sprouts, and Corned (ROTTED) Beef all fall into that category and belong straight into a Garbage bin or down a TOILET.
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