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A Bird is the same as calling a young girl a chick in the US, now calling her a tart is defiantly offensive, when is all of this going to end? I guess we will have to start re-naming US City's next. And we need to close Home Depot, Loews and Ace Hardware: They still sell chains. The problem is that people in this country no matter who they are DON't KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT. THIS IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH. PERIOD
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It involved a global nuclear holocaust, and a woman digging desperately through the ruins, looking for any other survivor. Seeing a man's legs sticking out from the debris, she pulled him out, and he stood up unsteadily and silently, quite dazed; his gaudily-colored clothes were unusual. After expressing her joy at finding another living human being, she said, "We'll have to re-start the human race--I will be the new Eve, and you will be the new Adam!" His eyes suddenly widened and he turned and walked away, lisping to her, "Have I got news for *you*, duckie!" :-)
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And it seams that he was as dry as good old British Humor, or Bombay Gin what have you Duckie?
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Leaving the diameters out of the dimensions for each kit in the catalog is...well.....DUMBBBB.
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Black Shire--Draft horse in human form, model rocketeer, occasional mystic, and writer, see: http://www.lulu.com/content/paperba...an-form/8075185 http://www.lulu.com/product/cd/what...of-2%29/6122050 http://www.lulu.com/product/cd/what...of-2%29/6126511 All of my book proceeds go to the Northcote Heavy Horse Centre www.northcotehorses.com. NAR #54895 SR |
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