Ye Olde Rocket Forum

Go Back   Ye Olde Rocket Forum > Weather-Cocked > FreeForAll
User Name
Password
Auctions Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts Search Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-28-2013, 10:53 AM
ghrocketman's Avatar
ghrocketman ghrocketman is offline
President, MAYHEM AGITATORS, Inc.
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,302
Default EGADS ! Another LOUSY Sandwich from them !

Arby's has done it again; another hideous sandwich offering.
Just when you thought it could not get possibly ANY WORSE than their nasty ROT-Roast sandwich, they top it and offer the absolute WORST sandwich EVER devised; the uber-SKANK of them all, the Reuben.
What a total piece of trash way to RUIN perfectly good Rye Bread.
Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben, which is not fit for PRISON LIFERS, let alone ANYONE voluntarily eating that swampy fetid thing. Brain Scans should be mandatory for voluntarily eating such rubbish.
One would get far more nutritional value and far LESS toxic destruction of taste buds if one were to eat a can of ALPO DOG FOOD topped with BURNING TOE NAILS served in a smoldering dirty ashtray.

With offerings as hideous as this mess, that chain needs to change their name to GARBY's

ANY WAY one slices it, the Reuben is a TURD !
__________________
When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!!
No Harm=NO Foul advocate

If you are NOT FLYING LOW in the left lane, you need to GET THE #$&@ OUT of it !

Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL
, if you have to ask, you probably aren't
!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-28-2013, 11:00 AM
chadrog's Avatar
chadrog chadrog is offline
Out to launch...
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: South Milwaukee WI
Posts: 1,488
Default

Hope my local franchise participates, thanks for the heads up. I'm sure it's not the best reuben around, but it's probably good enough in a pinch. Got to be about the best sandwich ever created!
__________________
www.wooshrocketry.org NAR Sec. 558
Look us up on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/guytogo75?feature=mhee
unstable by design
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-28-2013, 11:16 AM
ghrocketman's Avatar
ghrocketman ghrocketman is offline
President, MAYHEM AGITATORS, Inc.
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,302
Default

I'd sooner eat a burning tire that had marinated in Skoal SPITTOR juice. LITERALLY.
The smell alone of a Reuben actually makes me RETCH and is rivaled only by a DEUCE in a DRY toilet bowl.
How ANYONE can bring such an abmonination anywhere near their face defies ALL LOGIC.
RANCID RAW CHICKEN would be a more reasonable choice.

The executive team that comes up with these ideas at GARBY's should be imprisoned for concocting WMD's.
One could get far more nutritional value by eating raw TOBACCO leaves. Healthier too.

NASTY, INSANE, HIDEOUS mess that should not even be legal to be sold as ANYTHING, let alone food.

TOE-JAM smothered in B.O. juice would have a less offensive aroma.

People that eat those ridiculous concoctions are a valid arguement for re-opening in-patient non-voluntary state mental hospitals.
__________________
When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!!
No Harm=NO Foul advocate

If you are NOT FLYING LOW in the left lane, you need to GET THE #$&@ OUT of it !

Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL
, if you have to ask, you probably aren't
!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-28-2013, 11:43 AM
dlazarus6660's Avatar
dlazarus6660 dlazarus6660 is offline
Master Modeler
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Central Mitten State!
Posts: 3,594
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by chadrog
Hope my local franchise participates, thanks for the heads up. I'm sure it's not the best reuben around, but it's probably good enough in a pinch. Got to be about the best sandwich ever created!


I love a good Rueben with fries and a beer. Yum!
__________________
If it flies, I can crash it!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-28-2013, 12:47 PM
JumpJet's Avatar
JumpJet JumpJet is offline
Master Modeler
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Pueblo Colorado
Posts: 1,270
Default

Quote:
I'd sooner eat a burning tire that had marinated in Skoal SPITTOR juice. LITERALLY.


Yes Please DO!


The Reuben is one of the best sandwiches EVER created.

John Boren
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-28-2013, 12:53 PM
chadrog's Avatar
chadrog chadrog is offline
Out to launch...
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: South Milwaukee WI
Posts: 1,488
Default

"RANCID RAW CHICKEN would be a more reasonable choice."

I'll send you some if you promise to eat it.
__________________
www.wooshrocketry.org NAR Sec. 558
Look us up on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/guytogo75?feature=mhee
unstable by design
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-28-2013, 12:55 PM
stefanj stefanj is offline
Master Modeler
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hillsboro, OR
Posts: 2,602
Default

I like Reubens, not sure if I'd go to Arby's to get one.

You know what I like?

A good bagel, cream cheese, red onions, capers and lox.
__________________
NAR #27085 - Oregon Rocketry - SAM
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-28-2013, 01:29 PM
ghrocketman's Avatar
ghrocketman ghrocketman is offline
President, MAYHEM AGITATORS, Inc.
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,302
Default

The bagel sounds great as long as you leave off the stinkin' onion and TRIPLE the cream cheese amount. Sliced/chopped green olives replace the onion.

A reuben has the nutritional value of a bucket of warm pi$$ with an aroma worse than that of any FETID SEPTIC TANK.
A TURD-wich topped with Limburger or Stilton would have a LESS disagreeable scent.
__________________
When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!!
No Harm=NO Foul advocate

If you are NOT FLYING LOW in the left lane, you need to GET THE #$&@ OUT of it !

Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL
, if you have to ask, you probably aren't
!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-28-2013, 01:34 PM
evil ed evil ed is offline
Craftsman
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Brownsburg, IN
Posts: 242
Default

So, GH,
With all of that corned beef and kraut, Which is worse,
Reuben going in
OR
Reuben coming out!
__________________
"If you want my view of history,
there's something you should know.

The three men I admire most
are Curly, Larry, Moe!"

Meat Loaf
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-28-2013, 01:36 PM
A Fish Named Wallyum's Avatar
A Fish Named Wallyum A Fish Named Wallyum is offline
BP Mafia
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Ft. Thomas, KY
Posts: 7,023
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghrocketman
Take perfectly good ROAST beef and marinate/pickle it with RAW SEWAGE water and you get the product falsely passed off as a food known as 'corned beef'
Ruin the vegetable that is ONLY good for making coleslaw by pickling it in the same DUNG-LADEN water to turn it into the abomination known as Sauerkraut.
Take one of the worst dried-out nasty cheeses, Swiss as a topping.
Use the 2nd rankest dressing ever, Russian, which is better only than nasty-a$$ bleu cheez as a sauce.
Slop the vile smelling, nasty tasting mess together on Rye Bread and you have the Reuben,


Oh, good. I was just about to Google reuben recipes. Thanks for saving me the trip.
__________________
Bill Eichelberger
NAR 79563

http://wallyum.blogspot.com/

I miss being SAM 0058

On the build floor: Estes - ESAM-58, Semroc Squire

In paint: RDC V-Max, Centuri Stellar Hercules

Looking for the decal: Estes Goblin

Ready to fly: Estes Astron Farside X, Estes Astron Apogee, FRW Star Jart, Semroc Cherokee D, Semroc SLS Scorpion
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:35 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Ye Olde Rocket Shoppe 1998-2019